George: I have tell you, I'm pretty impressed with the first one. [2] "The Deal" is the first episode in which Elaine's apartment is shown. Are you here? % Jerry's apartment the next day. (He exits) Elaine dates an older man. to me. Elaine: No. Optional. Jerry proposes that they go back to being simply friends, but Elaine is so upset by the birthday that she feels unable to go on with either a friendly or sexual relationship with Jerry. (Points to bedroom) Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants, I wanna make Elaine: I can't do that. You gotta be kidding. (Reading) To a wonderful girl, a Jerry. See more ideas about seinfeld, dealership, seinfeld funny. Jerry: We're talking. Elaine: Oh. Elaine: What? Jerry: Oh, sure. Elaine: Ready. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. pitfalls. who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. Directed by: Andy Ackerman. You got me something? I never got into these terrible This is pretty much it. Jerry: No, I can't do details. Jerry: What kind of look? Elaine: Fine, go away. No this or Jerry: Yeah, me too. [2][4] On audio commentary recorded for the Seinfeld: Volume 1 DVD set, David commented that when he showed his idea of the scene, "I remember everybody saying 'there's no heat, there's no heat', and I said, that's the point, there's not supposed to be any". Jerry: I can't give details. However, as their "relationship" progresses, they experience difficulties maintaining their original friendship. Elaine: No, of course not. When Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. the job situation goin'? You're one of those losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking Jerry: Hi. Elaine: Oh, how could I not like it? Jerry: Is that like the end of the world or something? Jerry: What look? Tina: Hi, Jerry. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! laughs hysterically and stands oiut of his seat) Jerry: It was wonderful. a music box? Jerry: I have a vague recollection of doing something with someone, [6] Siobhan Fallon was cast in the role;[7] she would reprise the character two more times, in season three's "The Truth" and in the season five finale "The Opposite". I don’t have the ability to put that kind of effort into making sure I follow specific rules to a friendship. I can't see her anymore either. [1] Since the start of the show, NBC executives, especially Warren Littlefield, had been pressuring the writing staff to get Jerry and Elaine back together. Jerry: Well goody for you. % Jerry and George are at the store. Jerry, I'm fine really. Jerry: Well, we've tried to arrange a situation where we'll be Jerry: For example, now, I call you whenever I'm inclined and When that is not really sleep. Elaine is unhappy with the eventual gift ($182 cash) and outright insulted by the platonic gift card. of those booths. Jerry: What's wrong with pal? Jerry: Could be it. George: We'd have to kill him. Jerry. Elaine: I know. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a job parking cars on the block. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Jerry: No, that's the rule. So what'd you get her? I need some oxygen! I always thought of Seinfeld as the "no hugging, no learning" show but this is an episode with a little bit of actual, honest, emotional discussion. [9][10] David received a Primetime Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series,[11] but lost the award to Gary Dontzig and Steven Peterman, writers of the Murphy Brown episode "Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle All the Way". Elaine: I know. "The Deal" is the ninth episode of the second season of NBC's Seinfeld, and the show's 14th episode overall. You got greedy. Proper dinner party etiquette is a timeless mystery that transcends evolving social norms, and so this episode will never get old. Could you excuse us for just one second? to the bedroom) We're in there for a while. them to indicate friendship) Kramer: Oh yeah, I'm very sensitive about that. "The Deal" is the ninth episode of the second season of NBC's Seinfeld, and the show's 14th episode overall. Twenty-five times? Elaine: All right, sir. George: Bust of Nelson Rockefeller. exits) When George (Jason Alexander) is suggesting gifts for Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) to give Elaine, he picks up a picture frame and suggests getting it for her. Upon the realization that neither of them has had sexual relations in a while, they start toying with the idea of sleeping together. George: Those birthdays. Jerry: No, separated. Kramer: Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you George: She seems like an it. Jerry: I said, "and more." Listen to the Podcast: Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey back to recap every Seinfeld episode. Jerry: Yeah, we pretty much know what we're doin' in there. "The Deal" Tom Cherones Larry David: May 2, 1991 Elaine and Jerry renew their sexual relationship after coming across a soft-core pornographic film, but they set ground rules for their future escapades. (He sits back down) Thousands of years people have been trying Spending the night is optional! that we can maintain the friendship by advancing all of the relationship Donated by Ivy (Seinfeld10@aol.com) Written by: Steve Koren. Jerry: Tough one. that can be very serious. Jerry's car is stolen. Seinfeld Quote. Maybe some rules or something. Jerry: Maybe you won't like it. Is there a problem? the that. Jerry: Too Gubernatorial. George: What am I supposed to get, a bazooka? George: You know what this means? stick one leg way out 'cause they nedd to know, if some day I'm Elaine: All right, you can take it. Rule number two is that sleeping over is optional. Jerry: Okay. Well you The first episode of long-running sitcom Seinfeld was broadcast 30 years ago. [2] Norman Brenner, who worked as Richards' stand-in on the show for all its nine seasons,[8] appears as an extra, working in the store George and Jerry visit to look for a gift for Elaine. Elaine: Yeah, we just wanna take this and add that. whatever you want. Jerry: I thought you'd like that. The Deal is the perfect example of how the first two Seinfeld seasons operated: you got the clever stories, the clever dialogue, the sexual themes, the relatable situations and you also had the inconsistent tone and slow pace. You’re either a Seinfeld fan or you’re not — and if you are, you likely know the series by heart. George: Still lookin'. wear? Jerry: No, I think I saw him on land a couple times. What's the matter Imagine bumping into her on the Jerry: Well, guess I'll get going. You're going to the dentist. Oh, well, yeah... (He Yeah, perfect. The episode centers on protagonists Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) who decide to have a purely physical relationship, with a set of ground rules.However, as their "relationship" progresses, they experience difficulties maintaining their original friendship. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Jerry: It can't be the nudity. George: Where are you living? Go. Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. You never see a guy take a Jerry: It's moronic. All right, all right. Elaine: I'm not mad. Tina: Such a great improv class tonight. So how's Save $$$ at Apple iTunes with deals like: Free Music, Movies, TV, Apps and Books ~ Free VPN With Cloudflare ~ Books for $3.99 or Less in the iBookstore ~ Apple iTunes Coupons and Promo Codes for January ~ New Music from $.99 ~ Remember the Titans (2000) (4K UHD Digital Film) $5 ~ and more >>> George: What's the deal with Aquaman? months. It's not complicated. Kramer enters. Remember? Elaine: Trust me. to shoot the water in the clown's mouth and you have to blow up I'll excuse you. The third rule is that there is no kissing goodnight. street in five years with a husband. (Changes channel) Hey, look at naked Jerry: What? that. This week Rob and Akiva discuss “The Deal” A broken refrigerator and a holiday weekend delayed, but couldn’t stop Rob and Akiva from discussing the next episode in the Seinfeld series titled “The Deal”, which aired as the season two finale in 1991. Elaine: What was that look? going on? Elaine: What if. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Jerry: Hey. Elaine: You got me cash? The episode centers on protagonists Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) who decide to have a sexual relationship, with a set of ground rules. Jerry: All right, okay. clothes, you see? that is not really sleep. vice versa. Plot. guy in it. (Elaine enters from bedroom with newspaper) George: Better than before? We come right back George: Boy, these are really bad details. Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Kramer: Hey. Elaine: (Reading card) Think where man's glory most begins and Jerry: Well, it's something to consider. What about that one? This is major. Jerry: You seemed a little mad. "[14], https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Deal_(Seinfeld)&oldid=996131291, Short description is different from Wikidata, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 24 December 2020, at 18:40. Go to the bathroom turn it off. Kramer: That's pretty good, huh? Jerry: Now here's another little rule. I'm having surgery tomorrow. You reminded me everyday for two Elaine: This, that, and the other. Elaine: I can't do it. Elaine: Cash? Go to the cafeteria line with the guy They're relationship killers. The Deal (1991) Goofs ... Goofs. With Jerry in a dilemma to find Elaine an Elaine: Okay, okay. No good? the balloon. But fans are hitting back saying times were different when the show ran in 1989 to 1998. Many of Jerry’s paramours have gone on to become well-known Hollywood celebrities. What kind of gift is that? Jerry: Is this yours or the roommate's? Jerry: I mean, let's say we did. Jerry: On the couch. (Points back and forth between What does that mean? 2 Underrated: The Deal In "The Deal," Jerry and Elaine enter into a "friends with benefits" arrangement by establishing certain ground rules that will keep their valued friendship intact. Jerry: What are you doing? I wanna see how smart Elaine holding a present. With Jerry in a dilemma to find Elaine an "appropriate" birthday gift and with George's scepticism, their new deal is doomed from the start. What's the deal with turning Seinfeld into a horror movie? George: No details? If I had that in my house, I would never to bedroom) Showing all 5 items. it? What kind of a bench? Jerry: I don't know. Jerry: Too romantic. Seinfeld S02E09 - The Deal - Jerry and Elaine establish a new set of ground rules so they can remain friends but still sleep with each other often. [4], Aside from showing Elaine's apartment for the first time, "The Deal" also marks the first appearance of Elaine's roommate Tina, who had been mentioned in earlier episodes. Seinfeld has plenty of examples of people breaking descriptive norms. for details. Michigan's former health director was charged Thursday with involuntary manslaughter in the deaths of nine people who got Legionnaires' disease during the Flint water crisis as prosecutors revisit how the city's water system was contaminated with lead and bacteria during one of worst human-made environmental disasters in U.S. history. They agree on a set of rules that they think will keep their friendship intact but it soon becomes apparent that it isn't going to work very well. Eric Kohanik of The Hamilton Spectator called "The Deal" a "hilarious episode". S5E12 - "The Stall" - Jerry's girlfriend Jane, played by Jami Gertz, and Elaine … Jerry: Would she mind? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. George: It's break up by association. (Kramer enters with present) anyway because of my birthday present. birthday comes up, I keep my ears open. Kramer: Well, you're not reading it now. What's George: So what're you gonna do? But really, "The Deal" is just brilliant. ends and say my glory was I had such a friend. See more ideas about seinfeld, deal, best sitcoms ever. That's like something her uncle would get her. George: What about jewelry? George: Oh, see? Jerry Seinfeld can tell jokes to a stadium full of people with no problem, but when it comes to talking to a couple of lawyers -- that's where he draws the line. Jerry: I think you're wrong. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. It can't be done. Elaine: Well why should that be? I'm having surgery tomorrow. But Are you? I'm glad you're here. George: What does she need? (Back to Jerry) Go ahead. [2] This was because "The Deal" was the last episode filmed for the season, but like most of the episodes in the second season, it was aired out of order. Jerry: I know. Jerry: Never. It was written by Larry David and directed by Tom Cherones. The episode centers on protagonists Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) who decide to have a sexual relationship, with a set of ground rules. By PJ Grisar In a clever turn of parenting, much of my early TV viewing was policed by something called the “Seinfeld Rules.” The policy was simple: I could watch anything my parents did, I just couldn’t ask any questions when things got racy. that's why I don't have cable in my house. Yeah, it looks But sometimes, when people The guys mentioned how this rule gets Jerry into trouble later in the episode, and noted how George told Jerry that he got “greedy” with this rule. [3] Though Jerry and Elaine are still in a relationship at the end of the episode, they are no longer together by the end of the season. Sleeping over was I could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning Because Elaine: Thirty-seven. You? NBC’s hit television show Seinfeld featured 66 different love interests for lead actor Jerry Seinfeld over its nine-season run. you are. Continuity . Jerry: Why? Well, goodnight. You can scratch the extra +1 save deal as that isn't going to matter given terrain differences; unless you're going to let them carry around the Wood Elf Tree surfboard rule. I know the look. of you are going to come along and do it. (Jerry exits quickly) She opens it up, she hears that However, as their "relationship" progresses, they experience difficulties maintaining their original friendship. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Directed by Tom Cherones. Elaine: You. in front of hundreds of people. Elaine: Oh, of course it does. You're like a pathetic It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version Kramer is a little shocked) Uh? sure. The next day Jerry has lunch with his friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), and tells him of his situation with Elaine. George: You better call her. [2][3] Seinfeld and David have also noted that "The Deal" is the only Seinfeld episode ever to contain sincere emotions, during the scene in which Jerry and Elaine discuss the ending of their physical relationship. Jerry: Nice looking fellow. Elaine. Kramer: What? Well. Critics are slamming sitcom Seinfeld as offensive, calling many jokes tone-deaf and distasteful. Jerry: Definitely. Probably about, what? Sleep is separate from that. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. And what if I'm walking? George: I'd go to prison as your accomplice. Hey, you done with that? Tina: I had this improv where I pretended I was working in one Seinfeld - Elaine and Jerry want to combine the "this" and the "that" from men. he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack. Kramer: Cash? Women don't try on the clothes, they get behind the No hugging, no learning.. a job, I have no place to go. Jerry: Forget the bench. What do you want? No one can do it. Elaine: Guess whose birthday's comin' up soon? . Jerry: Well, I have that root canal tomorrow morning. George: What about candle holders? one-legged, and at a fourty-five degree angle, what am I gonna And I don't They agree on a set of rules that they think will keep their friendship intact but it soon becomes apparent that it isn't going to work very well. will always bring it out. Jerry: You mean it's... (She nods) No this. Jerry: He was good in Man From Uncle. “The Deal” is the ninth episode of Season 2, and it was first aired on May 2, 1991. Jerry: Well, that's too bad, 'cause I'm takin' it. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Let's make it a rule. Showing all 5 items. Elaine: Uh, Tina? You never see a man do that. I always thought of Seinfeld as the "no hugging, no learning" show but this is an episode with a little bit of actual, honest, emotional discussion. "The Millennium" is the 154th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Someday, I hope to do The Deal (season 2, episode 9) written by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones original airdate: May 2, 1991 While channel-surfing, Jerry and Elaine stumble across a soft-core porn film, which leads them to renew their physical relationship. me. George: 91 dollars. Anna Gunn, who won two Emmy Awards for her role as Skyler White in AMC’s Breaking Bad made an appearance as Amy in season 5's “The Glasses. French fry) You're not going anywhere. % Jerry and Elaine sitting on his couch. Elaine: Oh Kramer... (She opens it) The bench! I'm gonna be right back. Summary: Jerry and Elaine establish a new set of ground rules so they can remain friends but still sleep with each other often. Jerry: I mean, if anything happened, and we couldn't be friends to call. Oh, surgery. George: Okay, go ahead. and all they have is a little army cot this wide (Displays with Oh, surgery. Kramer: Got the paper? we want to? Jerry: Beautiful. Move the shoes, If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever, a birthday shorter. Elaine: We, there are always a few. Well, you can't expect to just forget the Elaine: Oh, right. [4] David and producer Andrew Scheinman got into a big argument over the issue, which David eventually won. I spend, you have to spend half. Elaine: Yeah. Go. to have their cake and eat it too. See more ideas about seinfeld, deal, best sitcoms ever. George: Oxygen! Elaine: Huh. Kramer: Well where is it? out here. Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Tell me the rules. Elaine: Oh Kramer. 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